Monday, September 17, 2012

Back to School 9

"Umm," Layla looked around bored.

Nerdyy was dozing in his chair. Jiya and Ether were comparing notes. IQ was knocked out cold.

"Ummm," Layla intoned a little louder.

"AHMMM. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Layla yelled.

Nerdy fell off his chair. Jiya and Ether looked up blinking.

Jiya frowned at Layla. "Hey. Keep it down! This is a hospital. We're not even supposed to have a body here. Do you want us to get in trouble? No. I didn't think so."

Layla stared at Jiya stunned, then seemed to gather her wits. "Hey! Don't talk to meh like that! Am so bored! Can't we do something fun?"

Ether cleared his throat. "Hmm. Layla, we have a woman who is in a state of unconsciousness arising from some illness or other that we cannot understand. All we do know is that you  are the reason for her being," He counted on his fingers. "One, shot at, two, tumbling down the precipice in the woods, three, put into a hospital, and four, being knocked unconscious again, with a bedpan no less."

"Listen, you can keep yapping, but I swear, I'll knock your head out if you speak to me like that!"

Jiya sighed. "So then what do you suggest we do?"

"No! No one ever listens to what I say. You all think I'm a bimbo. I know am not so smart like you all but trust meee, I can think too."

Jiya looked at Ether. "Layla, none of us have any better idea. We're just guessing. I promise you whatever you say, we'll do it."

Ether interjected. "Now, I don't think that's such a goo-"

"See what I mean!" Layla crossed her arms. "Whateva man. Just do whatever you bloody want."

"No, Layla I didn't mean it like that." Ether gulped. "I just ah, yes we'll do whatever you think.." He shot a look at Jiya, and she nodded.

"Come on guys. I swear to God. No one loves Rasgullah more than I do! I promisee you! I love her more than a sister! You think I don't feel bad? This is my Rasgullah here and I tell you again, nobody loves her more than I do! I would do anything for her!"

Jiya sighed again. "So what's the plan Layla?"

Layla smiled, "We go clubbing!"

Nerdy yawned from the floor, rubbing his eyes.