Monday, June 24, 2013

Hotness

Hey Summer, 'sup.

It's nice and all that you are finally here. We were awaiting you for a pretty long time and at some occasions weren't really sure if you'd make it. So we're glad that you did. And, I'm sure you think you're big stuff flexing all your hotness all-round, but hey I have an idea; how about you come and strut your stuff in November or December? Do battle with that Winter dude? I'm sure we'll all love to see you knock out Winter with all your hotness! What? No I'm not being weird....Give you a good reason? Well let's just say you're not too high on the popularity scale these days. Yeah, unfortunately...that's right. I'm hearing a lot of murmuring on the grapevine that you're not all that as you've been hyped up to be. Sort of like the grass is greener thing? Yeah, I knew you'd understand. You're not all just hot air up there are ya, not like they say. So think about it. It's a never-been-imagined publicity coup - you challenging Winter. Imagine the benefits, the popularity you'll be reaping, noone would have imagined or expected it, and just when the favour might tilt Winter's way - you come along. Yeah, yeah I hear the icecream truck too. Yeah, I look forward to seeing you in December or sometime too.

Peace out, yo.