Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Back to School 3

"Woman! What are you doing with a gun on campus?" Nerdy got up tenderly. "This has to be a bad dream. I thought Beedi Basanti was just a joke. Same with your gun. Don't tell me you took it all seriously." He started checking himself for injuries.

"What do you mean? You mean you're not my friend?" Layla pouted. "You mean you don't take all of this seriously? What am I? A fool? It's a pellet gun anyway, since you're so worried." She rolled her eyes.

"You liedddddd to me! I will shoot your feet out right now!" She aimed her gun towards his shiny black Oxfords.

"Whoaa! Hold on," Nerdy held up his hands.

"Tell me why you ignored me!" Layla shot at the ground. The sound blasted throughout the large lecture room, and the students straggling in screamed and ran out.

"Tell me!" She aimed again and a window cracked.

"Diyaaaahhhhh!! Calm down!" Nerdy entreated her, his arms still up in the air.

"No! This is so cool," and to his astonishment, Layla started giggling.

"You can't fool around with a gun Diyah! This isn't a game!" Nerdy tried approaching her.

POW! "No! You stay back you traitor! I thought you were so damn fit and you tried covering your face and ignoring meeeeh!"

"Ok ok, I'm sorry Diyah I wouldn't ever ignore you..I was just shocked. I didn't expect to see you here."

"Well truth is out now, you saw me and you tried to run away! Now you have no choice, you have to do what I say now."

"Err Layla.. err Diyah.. I have a class to teach in the next few minutes.. If you don't mind..."

"You're not going anywhere until I say so. By the way, I thought you said you own a club and that's your job.  What you playing at man?"

"Err, if you paid attention to the class, you will recall that I said I'm guest lecturing...I was asked to share some of my business experience and acumen.."

"Don't use big words and try to lieee to mee!" Layla shot at the ground again.

"Be careful Lulu. You might run out of bullets, then what will happen?" Nerdy smiled at Layla.

"Nothing will happen. I got lots of bullets in my bag, see?" She opened up her bag that was filled with bullets and makeup.

"What happened to your books and pens and stuff? Like, school stuff?" Nerdy looked askance at her bag.

"Who needs-"

"THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! DO NOT TRY TO ESCAPE! I REPEAT, THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED."